vanderhouwen

To jack off so aggressively that your hand turns bloody and requires medical attention.

My vanderhouwen required a trip to the hospital.

by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

vanderhouwen

To jack off so aggressively that your hand requires medical attention.

I got skin graphs from my ass from my vanderhouwen.

by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

Dennis Vander Houwen

Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.

Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician

by Dennis Michael February 5, 2010

vanderhooven

a large breasted mammal, commonly depicted as an anorexic

SLANG-Anorexic

Dang, that dude...must be one of those...vanderhoovens!

by MysteriousInsulter October 4, 2007

sam vanderhoeven

Tha dirtiest FLO (aka the mullet of a life time)

"Damn bro did you see that Sam Vanderhoeven!"
"Yea that was dirty af"

by King Bash March 6, 2017