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vanderhouwen 

To jack off so aggressively that your hand requires medical attention.
I got skin graphs from my ass from my vanderhouwen.
vanderhouwen by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

Dennis Vander Houwen 

Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.
Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician

vanderhooven 

a large breasted mammal, commonly depicted as an anorexic

SLANG-Anorexic
Dang, that dude...must be one of those...vanderhoovens!
vanderhooven by MysteriousInsulter October 4, 2007

sam vanderhoeven 

Tha dirtiest FLO (aka the mullet of a life time)
"Damn bro did you see that Sam Vanderhoeven!"
"Yea that was dirty af"
sam vanderhoeven by King Bash March 6, 2017
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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