Vanderfuck

Ginger who claims to be "viking"

That vanderfuck bought a Thor halloween costume.

by klabo May 20, 2011

Vanderfuck

To eat peppers with cream cheese and everything bagel seasoning while fucking at the same time.

“Wow Liv, we just vanderfucked”

by Haleylisexy September 14, 2020

vandertuuked

A one in a million chance(or far less) of something happening. So ridiculous one might ask seriously? In most instances the circumstances are unheard of or improbable.

"vandertuuked" -dropping a full bottle of wine(cork down) on your foot and it going through your dress shoe tearing multiple tendons in your foot.

by rollerderbygal May 19, 2009

VanderRocker

1) being able to worship the Lord and breasts with equal reverence.
2) (aka "the hoffa effect") being smarter than your persecutors/prosecutors and summarily punished for something insignificant to the more egregious offenses for lack of evidence.
3) those who think that "seminary" is the study of "semen".
4) willful ocean poops.

As a result of another VanderRocker, the beach was closed.

by Richard Chase June 25, 2008

wanderfucking

to roam without a particular destination and have sex wherever you decide to rest.

"John and I had a wonderful anniversary. We went wanderfucking around the Sonoma Valley."

by D.D.S.26 September 14, 2016

VanderRocker

1) being old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it. Specifically in terms of dangerous drugs combined with the pursuit of Christian boobs.
2) (aka "the Hoffa") Being disciplined for something ridiculously small in comparison to larger, more egregious offenses.
3) farting like it just doesn't smell.

The VanderRocker defense proved worthless in court, but he did manage to play with the stenographer's boobs during the lunch hour.

by butterwings June 25, 2008

Vanderfunts

A big bald headed Caillou looking cripple who often thinks he's the boss but in reality, has no authority. He hobbles around degrading everyone in his path, and when drunk, will shit his pants. And no, he's not a billionaire like he claims.

"Man, I'm being a real Vanderfunts today, i should just go home and have a martini and cry"

by liltayt May 4, 2023