vandalizer 

The way dumb people say vandal, popularised by Hayley from modern family and Sam Hunts song with that title

It's really sweet of you, Luke, but there's just gonna be a bunch of drunk drivers and vandalizers who were stupid

vandalizer by FlyDude October 4, 2015

The Vandalizer 

"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"

We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards

The Vandalizer by Matthew69Bruf March 9, 2020

vandalize

To damage or destroy someone else property.

Verona spray printed Daniel's house without asking for permission, Daniel had said to her she had vandalize his property. Now he has to pay lots of money to fix the damage.

vandalize by Mary-Potter December 4, 2017

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

Vandelier 

Chic, Hip, Cool in a fancy/glamourous way. Luxurious but still with a level of street cred cool.

Hey Helena, I love your leopard print shirt, it's very vandelier!

Vandelier by LaPetitRocher November 16, 2022

vanndalize 

to destroy toilets in a bar

he really vanndalized aj gators

vanndalize by capttrash November 11, 2006

vandalizing

it's when you vandalize something, you are vandalizing it

"you are vandalizing the flowers by making them fall"

vandalizing by 🏈🏈 June 8, 2019