toilets
toilets by marinaorgan June 8, 2003
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tough toilets
Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!
tough toilets by BanditFan November 16, 2013
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School Toilets
The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.
Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.
Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.
Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.
Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.
Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
School Toilets by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
The toilets nightmare
The toilets nightmare by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016
middle school toilets
the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.
middle school toilets by anonymous December 9, 2020
Asda Toilets
A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
Asda Toilets by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
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