julian's definitions

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by julian June 18, 2006

rap

rhyming words together

ex.Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon(see how that ryhmes...a rappers abilty to make words ryhme is flow)

After seeing the defintions for rap, i felt obligated to post the true meaning

by Julian September 21, 2005

Boocy

It means when some body dont wanna do nothing it means u (boocy) boring or Jackedup aka

Man i wanna go home. then the other person says nigga u boocy

by Julian May 13, 2005

Its like dat 4 u

When u have beef wit another person and u yell it. IT means u mean what u say

mike : shut up bitch

JON : Nigga u shut up imma beat yo ass and its like dat 4u..

by Julian May 13, 2005

babaloo aye

African slaves in Cuba hide their religion given his Gods names to christian icons.

Babaloo aye is the name african slaves give to Saint Lazarus.

by Julian May 13, 2005

Secks

The 1337 way of saying cyber sex.

"I wanna secks with that girl on 'Some messanager'."

by Julian April 16, 2005