When two gay teens vandalize a public place (such as a school), then proceed to makeout. This is also an example of the ideology of "be gay do crimes".
Erin: I can't wait for our Makeout Vandalizing date!
Kira: I know right, it's gonna be so fun!
Some new form of grammar for the already existing word of vandalize. Vandaling seems to originate from a cardboard sign with the ingenious slogan "stop vandaling education" held up by a *teacher* as form of protest.
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May in future be written that way referring to the forgone source or because the person using vandaling is dumb and doesn´t know any better.
Hopefully this word stops existing before becoming a trend.
"STOP VANDALING EDUCATION FIANNA FAILl! OUT!"
"Dude, what´s up with this sentence?"
"Lol, you won´t believe it, but I saw this picture on the nets with this teacher chick holding up a sign with that slogan."
"You´re lying aren´t ya?"
"No, it´s true. Never seen it? I´ll show it to ya."
"Vandaling. It´s a perfectly cromulent word."
"What?!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!