vampoo

To secure the back of a shirt in a way that creates a tighter more flattering fit in the front. Typically secured using a safety pin, brooch, or anything turquoise.

Christian made sure to vampoo his shirt before hitting the club.

vampoo by Christian Werner June 27, 2010

VamPoser 

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".

Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?

VamPoser by AL1EN April 13, 2010

vanpool 

To pay to share a ride to work with a bunch of other people in a van to save money, but somehow still feel ripped off.

I would love to accept this oscar award, but I can't get there because I Vanpooled.

vanpool by b carter September 11, 2006

vamoose 

to instantly disappear, make as though it never was.

Izzo- H to the Izzo V to the Izza. he who does not feel is not real to me, and therefore does not exist... so poof vamoose son of a bich (South park movie reference)

vamoose by blink fanatic January 12, 2005

vamporn 

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

vamporn by hmcdesq May 15, 2010

vamoose 

to leave or depart hastily (from Spanish, Vamos meaning let us depart)

I've gotta vamoose or I'll be late.

vamoose by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2009

Vapoot 

The passage of intestinal gas from the anus that traverses the female perineum, travels forward over the vulva and gets trapped temporarily between the labia majora.

She was wearing tight pants, so each time she farted it was a vapoot.

Vapoot by Maruato March 21, 2013