vampooie

when you vomit, poop and pee at the same time.

Damn u are sick, u need 2 stop vampooieing

by hammbone February 13, 2005

Vampooper

One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

by Ninegiant June 19, 2020