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Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!
I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.
Vampon by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008
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Vampon
Exactly as one would expect. A tampon for vampires. These also double as a tasty yet sinister appetizer.
Edward, or some other crap vampire, extracted Bella's vampon from the wastebasket as midnight snackage.
Vampon by Esus4 November 28, 2010
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To stay up late, like a vampire.
Cant sleep, guess im vampin it tonight.
vampin by ricjames07 August 31, 2012

Vampansy 

Lame Pansy ass kissing vampires.
Real Vampire1: You know, those kissing vampires are giving us a bad rep!

Real Vampire2: I hear ya! Wanna go kick some vampansy ass?
Vampansy by imakewordsup March 18, 2010
Usually used while in a hurry to leave due to dangerous situation or sight of pigs. Similar to "Let's bounce"
Ricardo: Ey it's the 5-0 Holmes !

Chino: Serio ? Vamonos !
Vamonos by Cycles_to_gehenna December 31, 2014

VamPoser 

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".
Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?
VamPoser by AL1EN April 13, 2010
In music, vamping is the repeated use of a phrase through an entire song or the improvisation on top of a repeated phrase through a song. Looping, samples and grooves are all examples of vamping, as is almost all popular music with repeated chord progressions. It is not a negative attribute, but implies building on top of a groove to create a song.
The keyboardist used extensive vamping to create an intricate song based on a funk groove.
vamping by RadiationVibe August 2, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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