vampoon 

vampire raccoon that can only be kept away by peeing around the perimeter

Skyler: "I just pee'd around the tent!"

Becca: "Sweet!Now the vampoons won't come at night!"

vampoon by Becca jr. August 2, 2007

vamporn 

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

vamporn by hmcdesq May 15, 2010

vampooie 

when you vomit, poop and pee at the same time.

Damn u are sick, u need 2 stop vampooieing

vampooie by hammbone February 13, 2005

vapoony 

When a female has a strange feeling that they are going to shit out of there vagina

After getting izwonked Shannon went to use the restroom notcing it was only a floop. After standing up she felt a vapoony

vapoony by bobby noxville July 26, 2010

Vampooper 

One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

Vampooper by Ninegiant June 19, 2020

vampoodle 

A strange occurrence in which your poodle is bitten by a vampire, therefore, becoming one him or her self.

My poodle was bitten by a vampire and is now a vampire of dogs. Now he is a vampoodle.

vampoodle by Menbugme June 11, 2009

Vampon

Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!

I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.

Vampon by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008