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vamporn
Keyundra: Which do you like better, "True Blood" or "The Vampire Diaries"?
Alexander: Uhh, yeah, I'm really not that into vamporn.
Alexander: Uhh, yeah, I'm really not that into vamporn.
vamporn by RickBaideia March 30, 2011
Vaporn
A photograph or video that displays electronic cigarette gear and cloud production in a desirable fashion.
Gear may often be displayed neatly across wood grain or marble surfaces with Instagram photo filters applied liberally. The user may also showcase their equipment next to micro-roasted cups of coffee, or pints of locally brewed beer.
Gear may often be displayed neatly across wood grain or marble surfaces with Instagram photo filters applied liberally. The user may also showcase their equipment next to micro-roasted cups of coffee, or pints of locally brewed beer.
Vampon
Vampon by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008
vapornizing
The act of watching pornographic material while simulatneously vaporizing high grade marijuana or hashish. Originated in Lawrence, Kansas during the summer of 2008.
John: Yo what are doing player play?
Me: Were at the nastie's house vapornizing. Have you ever coughed really hard with a boner.
John: No
Me: It feels wierd.
Me: Were at the nastie's house vapornizing. Have you ever coughed really hard with a boner.
John: No
Me: It feels wierd.
vapornizing by Biggizwald June 13, 2008
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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