Vampooper

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One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

Vampooper by Ninegiant June 19, 2020

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VamPoser

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".

Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?

VamPoser by AL1EN April 13, 2010

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vapopper

When one smokes not only a nicotine vape and a thc vape in perfect harmony resulting In The perfect cloud that gets you hazed and Don’t smell like you just blazed

Yo I wanna get baked but don’t want my mom to smell that gas

Just hit a vapopper

vapopper by High Preist jesmè June 4, 2020

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vampooie

when you vomit, poop and pee at the same time.

Damn u are sick, u need 2 stop vampooieing

vampooie by hammbone February 13, 2005

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Vamposer

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.

Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.

Vamposer by Ling Ling Mac Bling Bling November 23, 2010

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Vampowered

An alternate source of energy harnessed from vampires dark forces

D00d that plane is vampowered!

Vampowered by Frustrated Humper April 21, 2009

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Vagooper

When a Woman gives birth and her Vagina basically rips all the way to her anus. This one opening from two is now know as a vagooper.

Mother," How bad did I rip doctor?".

Doctor," Lets put it this way. You now have a Vagooper!".

Vagooper by SocalCwood September 15, 2009

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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