Vampooper

One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

by Ninegiant June 19, 2020

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VamPoser

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".

Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?

by AL1EN April 13, 2010

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vapopper

When one smokes not only a nicotine vape and a thc vape in perfect harmony resulting In The perfect cloud that gets you hazed and Don’t smell like you just blazed

Yo I wanna get baked but don’t want my mom to smell that gas

Just hit a vapopper

by High Preist jesmè June 4, 2020

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vampooie

when you vomit, poop and pee at the same time.

Damn u are sick, u need 2 stop vampooieing

by hammbone February 13, 2005

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Vamposer

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.

Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.

by Ling Ling Mac Bling Bling November 23, 2010

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