hmcdesq's definitions

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

hag up

A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.

Girl: I found out this guy in my class is gay. I'm so excited! Maybe we can hag up!

by hmcdesq August 20, 2010

uptighty-righty

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

by hmcdesq August 30, 2010

truck buddy

A friend with access to a truck who will haul stuff for you when the need arises, no strings attached.

I need a load of mulch for my flower garden. I'll call my truck buddy Brent to take me to the nursery to get it in his pick-up!

by hmcdesq December 17, 2014

omniterran

covering, including or involving the the entire planet Earth.

To help explain Global Warming to people who think "weather" is the same as "climate," the word "omniterran" was formed to replace "global" since too many people (apparently) think if something takes place anywhere on the Earth, it is "global." Omni meaning "all" + terra meaning "earth." So, Omniterran means "all of the Earth."

by hmcdesq December 15, 2010

hyperfoodilate

Inability to breathe due to overeating.

"I ate too much at the barbecue and now I have shortness of breath. I should have turned down dessert before it caused me to hyperfoodilate!"

by hmcdesq March 16, 2022

Benatini

a cocktail of any variety mixed with Benadryl to increase the impact of the drink

I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?

by hmcdesq May 14, 2010