"I ate too much at the barbecue and now I have shortness of breath. I should have turned down dessert before it caused me to hyperfoodilate!"
by hmcdesq March 16, 2022
I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?
by hmcdesq May 14, 2010
I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.
by hmcdesq August 30, 2010
a texted curse placed on the person you are texting with when he or she simultaneously texts the same thing you do.
Bob and Joe are texting each other, discussing the closing of their favorite sports pub. At the same time, they both send "this sux!"
"Tinx!"
"Tinx!"
by hmcdesq May 17, 2010
organization of people who advocate the fair and humane treatment of epets and other eanimals that virtually exist as Farmville livestock and Fishville fish.
My Fishville neighbor posted on my Facebook wall that my fish were starving, along with a frowning eclownfish.
He must be a member of ePETA.
He must be a member of ePETA.
by hmcdesq May 28, 2010
the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.
Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.
by hmcdesq February 19, 2015
To help explain Global Warming to people who think "weather" is the same as "climate," the word "omniterran" was formed to replace "global" since too many people (apparently) think if something takes place anywhere on the Earth, it is "global." Omni meaning "all" + terra meaning "earth." So, Omniterran means "all of the Earth."
by hmcdesq December 14, 2010