vampoodle

A strange occurrence in which your poodle is bitten by a vampire, therefore, becoming one him or her self.

My poodle was bitten by a vampire and is now a vampire of dogs. Now he is a vampoodle.

by Menbugme June 11, 2009

vampooie

when you vomit, poop and pee at the same time.

Damn u are sick, u need 2 stop vampooieing

by hammbone February 13, 2005

Vampooper

One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

by Ninegiant June 19, 2020

Tampoodle

when a poodle is so damn fluffy, it can mistaken for a large walking tampon

Have you seen sherrie's dog?

Yeah it totally looks like a Tampoodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

vamboozle

To leave quickly and under false pretense, in order to mislead another. Combination of vamoose and bamboozle.

"It's 3:00 Friday so I'm going to vamboozle on out of here. Tell Tom I'm at negotiations in the Government Center and can't be reached." --Roger S.

"This sermon is 'way too long. I'm gonna vamboozle out that door near the confessional. Father Murphy won't catch on."

by Rick Scott June 21, 2004

vamboosle

to abrubtly or quickly leave from a stationary position

"if the police show up tell me, i need to vamboosle"

"almost got bit bye a dogg, but i vamboosled"

where's deedrick?? He vamboosled

by jimweeezy June 11, 2005

vamboozle

To make a complete mess of something.
Something that has been destroied beyond repair.
An object that always causes problems.

Bo vamboozled that bathroom trying to plunge the toilet.
That car got vamboozled in the accident.
Get me the vamboozle hammer!

by XJsheep November 1, 2009