vagitason

When a woman gets fucked for the first time and denies it.

I did your mom, when I asked her how it was, she was like "wtf." What a vagitason.

by mason albertoes December 14, 2008

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vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

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vagitamin

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.

You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.

by Alkire January 11, 2009

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vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

by MattOly May 13, 2005

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Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

by coder April 18, 2005

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