vagitason 

When a woman gets fucked for the first time and denies it.

I did your mom, when I asked her how it was, she was like "wtf." What a vagitason.

vagitason by mason albertoes December 14, 2008

vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vagitamin 

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.

You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.

vagitamin by Alkire January 11, 2009

vaginamony 

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

vaginamony by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginamony 

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

vaginamony by coder April 18, 2005

Vagitation

Excessive pubic hair on a woman.

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.

Vagitation by moonminer December 13, 2007

Vaginasour 

someone who has a big/over sized vagina, you call it a vaginasour

damn! that girl has a big vaginasour

Vaginasour by nigglet April 9, 2015