Vagitamins

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.

The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.

by Jared Keller June 24, 2004

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Vagitamins

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

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Vagitamins

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

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Daily Vitamins

A woman who frequently gives oral sex to men is said to be receiving her 'daily vitamins'.

To a lesser extent, this phrase can be used to describe a woman who is receiving sex an a regular basis.

The receiving of the 'daily vitamins' refers to the male's semen entering the woman's body in some way.

She's obviously just taken her daily vitamins.

by TheGuyWithTheSleeves January 7, 2012

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Disco Vitamins

A god tier vitamin usually found in pill, gel capsule or powder form that enhances life for about 3-4 hours per serving. Is predominantly synthesized in a 2 bedroom apartment in the heart of Mt. Druitt. Can be used at festivals, clubs, concerts and raves.

*Defqon 1 black stage*

Raver Arboy : "ZUP DOOD ! why are your pupils so big ?!"

Raver Takoon :"Heyaa nasty boiyy am on disco vitamins !! :D"

~Pazz :"what a bunch of fucking degenerates. "

by Pazza187 November 6, 2015

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