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Vagitamins 

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.
The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.
Vagitamins by Jared Keller June 24, 2004
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Vagitamins 

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.
Vagitamins by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

Vagitamins 

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.
Vagitamins by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

Daily Vitamins 

A woman who frequently gives oral sex to men is said to be receiving her 'daily vitamins'.

To a lesser extent, this phrase can be used to describe a woman who is receiving sex an a regular basis.

The receiving of the 'daily vitamins' refers to the male's semen entering the woman's body in some way.
She's obviously just taken her daily vitamins.

Disco Vitamins 

A god tier vitamin usually found in pill, gel capsule or powder form that enhances life for about 3-4 hours per serving. Is predominantly synthesized in a 2 bedroom apartment in the heart of Mt. Druitt. Can be used at festivals, clubs, concerts and raves.
*Defqon 1 black stage*

Raver Arboy : "ZUP DOOD ! why are your pupils so big ?!"

Raver Takoon :"Heyaa nasty boiyy am on disco vitamins !! :D"

~Pazz :"what a bunch of fucking degenerates. "
Disco Vitamins by Pazza187 November 6, 2015

vagitamin 

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.
You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.
vagitamin by Alkire January 11, 2009

hiker's vitamins 

Man, my shoulders hurt. I need to take some hiker's vitamins when we get to our next camp.
hiker's vitamins by brttrssll June 25, 2008
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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