Vaginamones 

When a man makes you smell certain way when you have sex

When I had sex with Dwayne I had different vaginamones

Vaginamones by The girl who shouldn’t talk November 5, 2018

vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vaginamony 

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

vaginamony by MattOly May 13, 2005

Vagimones 

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

vaginamony 

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

vaginamony by coder April 18, 2005

vaginamins 

Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.

Dude 1: Did you eat her out this moring?
Dude 2: Heck yes I did! I can't start my day with out my dose of vaginamins!

vaginamins by Nitz April 26, 2005

Vaginamites 

1. Sorta like lice but in vagina pubes.

1. I heard that bitch had vaginamites so she finaly shaved her pussy.

Vaginamites by cass-uhh-cunt April 28, 2008