A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

Related Words

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vagaconda

It's a vagina that's gonna swallow ya like an anaconda.

My vagaconda don't want none unless your well hung hun

vagaconda by Corkygeorge September 23, 2013

vagabond

Wanderers

Often homeless

Jesus was a vagabond in his mid thirties and on.

vagabond by larstait October 15, 2003

vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

vaginamony by MattOly May 13, 2005

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

Vagimony by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026