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vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006
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vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.
Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!
by MattOly May 13, 2005
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vaginamony

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.
Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.
by coder April 18, 2005
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Vaginamancy

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.
In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy
by centricity October 15, 2010
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vaginamancy

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist
Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!
by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004
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vaginanonymous

Theres never any strings attached to vaginanonymous, unless of course its a tampon
by daryl lick November 13, 2010
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Vaginomony

The money you pay after a divorce for a vagina that you no longer have. Varient of Alimony
Why should a guy get married and risk paying vaginomony
by kendvp December 4, 2004
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