vagimazon

a thicker not obese taller female about 5'8" to 6' tall that is somewhat actractive

"damn boy....that chick is a VAGIMAZON....if she farts it'l snap ur neck

by Brandon from LIFE FOR NOTHING October 5, 2007

vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

by MattOly May 13, 2005

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

by MeHondo August 17, 2012

vaginamony

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

by coder April 18, 2005

vagizon

the term for a male expanding his horizons of vagina if the girls in his area are not suitable and finding new vagina. this is especially necessary for men who have been vagina-deprived for long periods of time

deprived man: dude, i haven't gotten any in awhile, the girls at my school are wack

friend of deprived man: yeah dude, you need to expand your vagizons

by captain jack the baby maker March 23, 2010