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vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

Vagina Boner 

Noun -an enlarged and rigid state of the vagina, typically in female sexual excitement.
"Lydia had a vagina boner when checking out Flush Studios.com"
Vagina Boner by Saucy_Jack June 24, 2009

vagaboner 

The wandering boner of a promiscuous male.
Steve: "Dude, I've had such a vagaboner this week."

Marty: "How many girls did you sleep with?"
vagaboner by Carlton Philmore May 19, 2009

Vagina boner 

A boner...for your vagina
"He was so sexy I got a vagina boner."
Vagina boner by Kappa Theta Mu February 14, 2012

vagaboner 

An erection with no place to call home. Sometimes dirty or carrying baggage. Usually appears listless and unfulfilled.
"Dude, I was totally gettin' busy with Julie last nite and she started her period. Toatally left me with a raging vagaboner, bro."
vagaboner by KLRD PPL July 19, 2012

Vaginamones 

When a man makes you smell certain way when you have sex
When I had sex with Dwayne I had different vaginamones
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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