VaginaBoner

a transvestite with a boner

Josh and Michael have a vaginaboner.

by tacotacofuckyourob January 8, 2009

vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

Vagina Boner

Noun -an enlarged and rigid state of the vagina, typically in female sexual excitement.

"Lydia had a vagina boner when checking out Flush Studios.com"

by Saucy_Jack June 24, 2009

vagaboner

The wandering boner of a promiscuous male.

Steve: "Dude, I've had such a vagaboner this week."

Marty: "How many girls did you sleep with?"

by Carlton Philmore May 19, 2009

Vagina boner

A boner...for your vagina

"He was so sexy I got a vagina boner."

by Kappa Theta Mu February 14, 2012

vagaboner

An erection with no place to call home. Sometimes dirty or carrying baggage. Usually appears listless and unfulfilled.

"Dude, I was totally gettin' busy with Julie last nite and she started her period. Toatally left me with a raging vagaboner, bro."

by KLRD PPL July 19, 2012

Vaginamones

When a man makes you smell certain way when you have sex

When I had sex with Dwayne I had different vaginamones

by The girl who shouldn’t talk November 5, 2018