vagesticle
I just found out Suzie has a fucking vagesticle when i tried to hit that i thought i had three nuts...
vagesticle by Durndell November 6, 2007
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vagentacles
The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
vagsicle
when a female person takes a piss outside in sub zero temperatures and the pee freezes like an icicle from her vag.
while camping in Alaska Lauren found herself without a bathroom. she went to relieve her bladder out in the snow and to her horror a vagsicle formed.
vagsicle by Sarah Jean Z. May 26, 2008
Vesticle
As a practical measure to reduce shrinkage, Vesticles provide ones testicles warmth while allowing them to breathe.
Vesticle by Wife of Heinzinsky June 21, 2013
vagarticle
Damn, bro. I can't believe I had sex with Tiphani last night. I've washed my clothes 3 times and still cant get rid of those vagarticles.
vagarticle by G-Love October 24, 2012
vagesticles
vagesticles by Colin W. July 21, 2007
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