Vesticle 

Testicles that wear vests.

As a practical measure to reduce shrinkage, Vesticles provide ones testicles warmth while allowing them to breathe.

Vesticle by Wife of Heinzinsky June 21, 2013

vesticle 

A women who has undergone surgery to become a man. A vesticle is the new man's surgical testicle. (may or may not be usable)

"Hey, I have to tell you ahead of time, my vesticle isn't producing."
"Whats a vesticle?"
"...you'll see."
"Shouldn't you buy a condom?"
"...not necessary..."

vesticle by SiloconPseudo89 April 14, 2009

Verticle Torpedo 

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

Verticle Torpedo by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

verticle blinds by maxeamus March 8, 2003

Verticle Stick 

Penis. To coincide with verticle smile (vagina)

"I want your psycho/ Your verticle stick"-Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"

Verticle Stick by newsman2kx January 1, 2010

carpipulary vasticles

Small passageways that function as a teleportational device for festive brain matter absorbed by the re-occurance of sponge-like behavior.

I think that last damaged my carpipulary vasticles causing me to slip a foot off of the rail.

carpipulary vasticles by Tony Welch August 27, 2003

The Vestible 

The Asshole of the internet

i need a reason to commit suicide, lets visit the Vestibule!!

The Vestible by Tomicide November 19, 2004