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vagentacles 

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
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vagesticles 

A pair, or singe testicle(s) hanging from somewhere in a womens vagina.
Ms.Coles had vagesticles implanted last week.
vagesticles by Colin W. July 21, 2007
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vagestacles 

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.
That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.

vagesticles 

n. the combination of testicles and a vagina, possessed usually by a hemaphrodite, the international symbol for which is a V formed by the index and middle finger of the left hand, devided by the index finger of the right hand.
that shemale has huge vagesticles
vagesticles by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

vaginacles 

1. A combination between the female genatalia,Vagina. And the male genatalia, Testacle. Often used to describe the genetalia of a hermaphrodite.

2. A word used to describe the crotch of a "lacking" male.
1. "Woah dude, does he/she have both sexual organs"?

2. Beauchamp- Yeah, I beat her guts out last night
Freind- Shut up Mr. I-have-vaginacles.
vaginacles by Justin Hillis October 7, 2006

Vagintacles 

1.) Having identical vaginas with someone often causing confusion.

2.) A vagina with tentacles growing out of the sides much like an octopus.
Damn, I heard Virginia and Betty are vagintacles!

She is a freak, she had 10 vagintacles.
Vagintacles by Bachmo December 18, 2021

Vagesticles 

When a man is acting like a pussy.
dude 1: bro why are you acting like such a bitch?
Dude 2: she broke my heart, man!
Dude1: well suck it up and out your vagesticles away already!
Vagesticles by Casey19 April 30, 2015
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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