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vesticle 

A women who has undergone surgery to become a man. A vesticle is the new man's surgical testicle. (may or may not be usable)
"Hey, I have to tell you ahead of time, my vesticle isn't producing."
"Whats a vesticle?"
"...you'll see."
"Shouldn't you buy a condom?"
"...not necessary..."
vesticle by SiloconPseudo89 April 14, 2009

Verticle Torpedo 

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
Verticle Torpedo by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.
verticle blinds by maxeamus March 8, 2003

Verticle Stick 

Penis. To coincide with verticle smile (vagina)
"I want your psycho/ Your verticle stick"-Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"
Verticle Stick by newsman2kx January 1, 2010

carpipulary vasticles

Small passageways that function as a teleportational device for festive brain matter absorbed by the re-occurance of sponge-like behavior.
I think that last damaged my carpipulary vasticles causing me to slip a foot off of the rail.

The Vestible 

The Asshole of the internet
i need a reason to commit suicide, lets visit the Vestibule!!
The Vestible by Tomicide November 19, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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