phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.

Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!

phallic by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

phallic

(V) When one grabs their penis to fulfill their sexual desires

(Adj) penis shaped/ penis like

The banana is a phallic

Every boy likes to phallic when they are in their room alone

phallic by educating you on sex February 27, 2018

phallic

Adjective
Erection inducing.
Something that is phallic is awesome to the point of being erotic. Also, it can describe something that actually is erotic.

Charleton Heston finds guns phallic.

Dude, that tranny is phallic

phallic by The Wangstein November 15, 2005

phallic

worthy of worship, just like my penis

My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you shall see as heads collide, and mine remains the victor.

phallic by lucian November 23, 2003

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic halitosis by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

Phallic photograph 

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

Phallic photograph by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017

Phallic Pheud 

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.

I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!

Phallic Pheud by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018