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vagentacles 

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008

vagesticle 

A vagina with a testicle
I just found out Suzie has a fucking vagesticle when i tried to hit that i thought i had three nuts...
vagesticle by Durndell November 6, 2007

vagesticles 

A pair, or singe testicle(s) hanging from somewhere in a womens vagina.
Ms.Coles had vagesticles implanted last week.
vagesticles by Colin W. July 21, 2007

vagesticles 

n. the combination of testicles and a vagina, possessed usually by a hemaphrodite, the international symbol for which is a V formed by the index and middle finger of the left hand, devided by the index finger of the right hand.
that shemale has huge vagesticles
vagesticles by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

Vagsticles 

Vagisticles, very self explanitory to be honest.
Female Testicles = Vagsticles.
For males, who have been told they've got vagistlces, are very embarrased, it is not normal.
Jesse : Matt Has Vagsticles!!!!!
Matt : I do not, have vagsticles!!
Class : hahaha. :)
But he really does.
(Admitting it is embarrasing)
Vagsticles by Billie-loo June 21, 2008

Vagesticles 

When a man is acting like a pussy.
dude 1: bro why are you acting like such a bitch?
Dude 2: she broke my heart, man!
Dude1: well suck it up and out your vagesticles away already!
Vagesticles by Casey19 April 30, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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