vagectomy 

The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.

This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.

For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.

Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.

Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.

vagectomy by diablogate December 17, 2008

Tagectomy 

The process of removing the tags from items one has purchased, such as clothes, stuffed animalas, furniture.

I should have given this dress a tagectomy before I decided to wear it, this tag is driving me crazy!

My girlfriend Laura gives all of her new clothes a tagectomy and then sews in a new tag with a smaller size!

Tagectomy by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

Vicectomy

(Verb): When a member of your crew has been found deceitful about sexual conquests, as well as found guilty of speaking ill of the crew, the situation calls for a Vicectomy.

A Vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.

Tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a Vicectomy include, but are not limited too: Crew Member Confidence Squandering; Testimony of ED from claimed sexual conquests; Obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally Severe cock and relationship blocking.

If your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is time for a vicectomy.

Did you hear about those massive violations of guy code? I think its time to separate the group. We need a vicectomy.

Yoo did you get with that girl last night?

...nahhh there were complications. I think our group needs a vicectomy.

Yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?

...nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his mother and long lost younger half cousin.

I think we need a vicectomy.

Vicectomy Complete.

Vicectomy by Team Bro Code December 31, 2011

Kentucky vasectomy 

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

Kentucky vasectomy by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Vasectomy 

When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.

My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.

Vasectomy by Trilly Travega June 3, 2018

Vasectomy 

A minor surgical procedure ensuring a male is unable to ejaculate viable sperm and procreate.

Vasectomies are typical performed on human males and primates, unlike castration, the male retains the ability to produce viable sperm, however the male is rendered incapable of delivering the sperm to impregnate the female. I principal the procedure is reversible but without guarantee of success.

The procedure is performed as a form of contraception and family planning thus ensuring that a female having sex with a vasectomised male cannot get pregnant by him and does not heed to use other forms of contraception. Of course, this does not prevent the female from getting pregnant by other males.

Within a Cuckoldery or F.L.R. relationship dynamic, the male is often required to have a vasectomy, freeing the female to choose a Breeding Bull to father her children.

There are campaign groups that advocate that all males should be vasectomised, there are moves for some areas of jurisdiction to enforce vasectomies for various reasons on the male population.

The marriage pre-nuptial agreement was mandatory before the marriage could take place, one of the clauses insisted the prospective husband have a Vasectomy and his orgasm did not contain viable sperm.

Vasectomy by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020

vansectomy 

That delicate moment when you trade your balls in for a mini-van

Jimmy has an appointment on Friday with the Ford dealership to get his Vansectomy

vansectomy by CleverNameHere April 4, 2015