vagsectomy 

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

vagsectomy by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

Kentucky vasectomy 

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

Kentucky vasectomy by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Vasectomy 

When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.

My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.

Vasectomy by Trilly Travega June 3, 2018

Vasectomy 

A minor surgical procedure ensuring a male is unable to ejaculate viable sperm and procreate.

Vasectomies are typical performed on human males and primates, unlike castration, the male retains the ability to produce viable sperm, however the male is rendered incapable of delivering the sperm to impregnate the female. I principal the procedure is reversible but without guarantee of success.

The procedure is performed as a form of contraception and family planning thus ensuring that a female having sex with a vasectomised male cannot get pregnant by him and does not heed to use other forms of contraception. Of course, this does not prevent the female from getting pregnant by other males.

Within a Cuckoldery or F.L.R. relationship dynamic, the male is often required to have a vasectomy, freeing the female to choose a Breeding Bull to father her children.

There are campaign groups that advocate that all males should be vasectomised, there are moves for some areas of jurisdiction to enforce vasectomies for various reasons on the male population.

The marriage pre-nuptial agreement was mandatory before the marriage could take place, one of the clauses insisted the prospective husband have a Vasectomy and his orgasm did not contain viable sperm.

Vasectomy by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020

vansectomy 

That delicate moment when you trade your balls in for a mini-van

Jimmy has an appointment on Friday with the Ford dealership to get his Vansectomy

vansectomy by CleverNameHere April 4, 2015

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.

If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.

Vasectomy Van Gogh by Tipdock January 24, 2017

reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

reverse-vasectomy by Douglas Young October 6, 2007