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To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.
Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.
by Fireblood September 02, 2005
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A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)
my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
by mark101 June 11, 2008
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When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.
My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.
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by Trilly Travega June 03, 2018
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To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.
The man needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.
by Fireblood September 02, 2005
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