Upskirt mania is the phenomenon when a girl bends over in a miniskirt, and you get a flash of her sexy cheeks. Upskirt mania is improved 100% when the hot female is wearing a thong – improved 250% when she is commando.
Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck
Male 1: Holy shit, did you see Leah bend over just now?
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.
A relatively new practise where someone (usually a pervy guy) takes pictures up a girlsskirt unbeknownst to her using his mobile phone or camera. You can find pictures of this kind published on the internet. There's a theory that it's the act of taking the picture whilst the victim is unaware that gives the photographer the thrill, and not in fact the poor quality photograph it results in.
"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"
"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's upskirting"
v. The act of looking up someone's shorts through the pant leg openings.
adj. Pictures or videos taken of the unsuspecting individual's underwear or genitals.
This term is usually applied to males wearing loose fitting or baggy shorts; when the individual sits down his shorts will leave a large opening usually under the leg.
v. I like to sit across from the boys so I can upshort them when they're not looking.
adj. I bring my camera to basketball games so I can take upshort photos of the guys on the bench.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.