Upskirt mania is the phenomenon when a girl bends over in a miniskirt, and you get a flash of her sexy cheeks. Upskirt mania is improved 100% when the hot female is wearing a thong – improved 250% when she is commando.
Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck
Male 1: Holy shit, did you see Leah bend over just now?
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.
A relatively new practise where someone (usually a pervy guy) takes pictures up a girls skirt unbeknownst to her using his mobile phone or camera. You can find pictures of this kind published on the internet. There's a theory that it's the act of taking the picture whilst the victim is unaware that gives the photographer the thrill, and not in fact the poor quality photograph it results in.
"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"
"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's upskirting"
v. The act of looking up someone's shorts through the pant leg openings.
adj. Pictures or videos taken of the unsuspecting individual's underwear or genitals.
This term is usually applied to males wearing loose fitting or baggy shorts; when the individual sits down his shorts will leave a large opening usually under the leg.
v. I like to sit across from the boys so I can upshort them when they're not looking.