Phones 

Slang for a woman's breasts

Hey Paulie check out the massive phones on that broad!

Phones by Ceps February 22, 2011

Phones 

old style headphones that cover the entire ear

plug in my phones and listen to some tunes

Phones by Iowna Uass October 9, 2008

Phones 

A thing used by many virgins they most often use them in class or even to watch fortnite streamers.

Phones is a thing used by virgins.

Phones by Controller Player October 16, 2019

Phones 4 U

little finger in vagina and phumb in anus, then 4 fingers spread in vagina and then little finger and index finger in anus

i did a phones 4 u on your mum last night
i wish i could have a phones 4 u

Phones 4 U by abcdef GGGGG January 21, 2008

pay phones 

Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.

When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!

pay phones by Starchylde May 28, 2016

2 phones 

Basically a person who has 2 phones is a dope dealer.

Friend:Aye man why you got 2 phones? Dealer: One for the clients and one for the plug man.

2 phones by KC gangsta September 5, 2016

Flesh Ear-phones 

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.

Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"

Flesh Ear-phones by Frankietown October 24, 2009

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023