morning wood

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

by kilometeros July 07, 2008

Sarris

The name of a reptile humanoid alien from the movie GalaxyQuest. He demands the Omega-13 device from the Thermians, a naive alien group disguised as humans.

Tim Allen shot Sarris to death in front of a GalaxyQuest convention! Right on!

by kilometeros August 05, 2008

condom

A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.

Drew, put on an american condom. Those fucking Chinese ones won't fit on yours; theyre too small.

by kilometeros July 07, 2008

909-er

OC slang for the "different" style of speech of the people who live in the Inland Empire (909 area code)

Drew, stop mumbling. You sound like a fucking 909-er.

by kilometeros July 07, 2008

InTheWoods

1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.

2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.

1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!

P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!

2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!

Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!

by kilometeros August 05, 2008

ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 07, 2008

get some

to seduce a girl into getting some pussy

John: Bro, I got some last night!
Ryan: Dude, Im gonna get some tonight!
John: (No your not...)

by kilometeros September 27, 2008