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A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon
Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
by kilometeros October 22, 2008
Get the Asian Dragon mug.Acronym for Los Angeles Angels, which is a retarded acronym created by owner Arturo Moreno in order to make citizens of Los Angeles feel welcome in Anaheim, where the Angels actually play.
At Dodgers Stadium
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
by kilometeros October 2, 2008
Get the LAA mug.The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.
*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*
Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards
Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards
by kilometeros October 1, 2008
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Get the get some mug.by kilometeros August 8, 2008
Get the get some mug.1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.
2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.
2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.
1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!
P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!
2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!
Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!
P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!
2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!
Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!
by kilometeros August 5, 2008
Get the InTheWoods mug.The name of a reptile humanoid alien from the movie GalaxyQuest. He demands the Omega-13 device from the Thermians, a naive alien group disguised as humans.
by kilometeros August 5, 2008
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