12 definition by kilometeros

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A video or photograph of up a woman's skirt. Some have underwear, others don't, they reveal the vagina.
The scandalous recent upskirt of Paris Hilton has been hitting the news lately
by kilometeros July 10, 2008

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a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
by kilometeros July 10, 2008

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A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.
Drew, put on an american condom. Those fucking Chinese ones won't fit on yours; theyre too small.
by kilometeros July 10, 2008

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when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.
Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
by kilometeros July 10, 2008

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OC slang for the "different" style of speech of the people who live in the Inland Empire (909 area code)
Drew, stop mumbling. You sound like a fucking 909-er.
by kilometeros July 10, 2008

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to seduce a girl into getting some pussy
John: Bro, I got some last night!
Ryan: Dude, Im gonna get some tonight!
John: (No your not...)
by kilometeros July 15, 2008

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A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon
Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?

Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!

Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
by kilometeros September 04, 2008

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