12 definitions by kilometeros
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
by kilometeros July 10, 2008
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A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.
by kilometeros July 10, 2008
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OC slang for the "different" style of speech of the people who live in the Inland Empire (909 area code)
by kilometeros July 10, 2008
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1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.
2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.
2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.
1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!
P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!
2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!
Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!
P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!
2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!
Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!
by kilometeros July 12, 2008
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Acronym for Los Angeles Angels, which is a retarded acronym created by owner Arturo Moreno in order to make citizens of Los Angeles feel welcome in Anaheim, where the Angels actually play.
At Dodgers Stadium
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.
Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.
by kilometeros August 06, 2008
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by kilometeros July 15, 2008
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by kilometeros July 15, 2008
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