InTheWoods

1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.

2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.

1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!

P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!

2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!

Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!

by kilometeros August 5, 2008

get some

to seduce a girl into getting some pussy

John: Bro, I got some last night!
Ryan: Dude, Im gonna get some tonight!
John: (No your not...)

by kilometeros September 27, 2008

upskirt

A video or photograph of up a woman's skirt. Some have underwear, others don't, they reveal the vagina.

The scandalous recent upskirt of Paris Hilton has been hitting the news lately

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

909-er

OC slang for the "different" style of speech of the people who live in the Inland Empire (909 area code)

Drew, stop mumbling. You sound like a fucking 909-er.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

Sarris

The name of a reptile humanoid alien from the movie GalaxyQuest. He demands the Omega-13 device from the Thermians, a naive alien group disguised as humans.

Tim Allen shot Sarris to death in front of a GalaxyQuest convention! Right on!

by kilometeros August 5, 2008

morning wood

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 1, 2008