upshort 

v. The act of looking up someone's shorts through the pant leg openings.

adj. Pictures or videos taken of the unsuspecting individual's underwear or genitals.

This term is usually applied to males wearing loose fitting or baggy shorts; when the individual sits down his shorts will leave a large opening usually under the leg.

v. I like to sit across from the boys so I can upshort them when they're not looking.

adj. I bring my camera to basketball games so I can take upshort photos of the guys on the bench.

upshort by Dexaw March 9, 2009

coming up short 

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.

* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT

coming up short by margery stewart baxter September 29, 2012

come up short

1) To exert much effort but still fail miserably
2) Fall short of a goal
3) To get busted, caught red handed

1) It took him years to save all that money only to get it all stolen. That's what he gets for hiding all that cash in his house instead of putting it in the back. What a way to come up short!

2) He was banging this married chick. They were at her house fucking and her husband came home. Her husband was a cop! That guy came up short.

come up short by NLL November 11, 2005

upshot

Originally it was the final shot in an archery match.
Now used to mean: the conclusion; the result.

The upshot of what happened is that we won't do that again.

upshot by dragonflo1 November 24, 2004

Upshart 

An Upshart is the unfortunate act of lightly vomiting in one's mouth. Since the contents never actually leave the mouth, the Upsharter is left with the unpleasant task of re-swallowing the vomit.

What's the Upshart of this word in your vocabulary? It's much more fun to say 'I Upsharted,' than 'I Verped,' and you all know that "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" is really only funny if you're still stuck in 2004. The primary difference between Upsharting and Sharting is the taste.

Paulie: "Damn... That was gross."
Kevin: "What happened?"
Paulie: "I just upsharted some ramen salad."
Kevin: "That is gross... that shit was bad the first time around."

Upshart by Sideburnes May 12, 2011

coming up short 

What it's called when a man has sex with a short woman

Rob: Dude where were you last night?
Dave: Sorry man ... I was busy coming up short
Rob: You did Marissa?! isn't she only like 4'11"?
Dave: 4'10" actually.

coming up short by robbitthehobbit July 15, 2009

Souped Up Short Bus 

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

Souped Up Short Bus by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011