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i LOVE to tweest with my friends
tweest by 123nananana1234566 July 29, 2011
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buck-tweet 

an intrusive commercial advertizing message one receives on Twitter
I hate that whenever I use a technical term on twitter, I end up getting unsolicited buck-tweets about related products or businesses.

sweet-tweet 

a complementary, exceptionally clever, or simply pleasant Twitter post
(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.

Trump tweet 

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.
I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.
Trump tweet by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

Trump Tweet 

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.
"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"
Trump Tweet by andsowego March 21, 2017

fireside tweet 

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.
That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!
fireside tweet by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

Jeter Tweeter 

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017
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