treestump

A nickname for threesome that can be used in public when you don't want certain people to find out you are really a dirty, dirty whore.

The first night I met him, me and my girlfriend went back to his place for a treestump.

treestump by canadianssuck April 9, 2004

tree stump

A poop that, upon entering the toilet, sticks to the bowl and stands up straight, with approximately 2/3 of the log out of the water. This causes a horrendous odor. It is resistant to multiple flushes.

I think Brian tree stumped our toilet again. Someone go knock that thing down and flush it so our bathroom doesn't smell like crap.

tree stump by funnyhahafunny April 10, 2011

tree stump lumberjack 

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get

Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack

tree stump lumberjack by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010

Treejumper 

A Pedophile. Someone who waits in trees for unsuspecting children.

That treejumper had to register with the state for his crimes.

Treejumper by RottoDeath May 6, 2019

Tree Stump

One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.

"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"

Tree Stump by Max C May 5, 2005

tree stump

a fucking stump made out of a tree, dude.

i like that tree stump.

tree stump by tree stump 007 October 16, 2018

Tree Stump

A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump

Tree Stump by Denny80222 April 4, 2021