tweested

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

by TheARKness October 18, 2009

tweest

The person who uses this word like to take it in the mouth

i LOVE to tweest with my friends

by 123nananana1234566 July 29, 2011

Balls Are Tweeste

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.

John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.

by Teflon Razor Cat August 22, 2008