tweested 

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

tweested by TheARKness October 17, 2009

Trump Tweeted ... 

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

Trump Tweeted ... by YAWA March 1, 2019

tweeted 

verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.

Claudia tweeted from her iphone.

tweeted by Myspacestalker July 23, 2009

Balls Are Tweeste 

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.

John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.

Balls Are Tweeste by Teflon Razor Cat October 16, 2008

Tweeted 

To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.

(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!

Tweeted by Gizmo24 August 25, 2011

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.

I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew by vivavic vegas March 13, 2011

Tweeted 

the end result of smoking PCP,AngelDust

"we smoked some dust and were Tweeted."
"he's Tweeted"

Tweeted by Jason McKinney October 6, 2003