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offhand jack 

An individual that jerks off utilizing their lesser used hand. Term can also be used to describe the action of utilizing one’s off-hand for such.
“Sleepy stranger?” I prefer not to sit on my arm, but I have always been one for an offhand Jack.
offhand jack by The guy666 November 5, 2021

Haji offhand 

The act of firing your rifle while holding it over your head like a fucking idiot
I smoked that haji because he was stupid and shooting back haji offhand.

offhanded comment 

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
Something done without thinking.
Doing or saying the first thing
that pops into your mind.
"Honey I didn't need that Offhanded reply to my serious question!
Should I get an Xbox360 or the PS3?"
Offhanded by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008

Offlandish 

Very different, Unknown, hipsterish or Unique.

Normally meaning Awesomely different.
Did you see that laxy guy with the offlandish glasses?
Offlandish by LikeZoinkss! December 12, 2010