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tweester 

A sub-set of hipsters; a sub-culture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's concerned with all things twee a particular sweet and dainty type of music, literary, film and cultural reference and persuasion; female tweesters can be found operating etsy stores specializing in handmade dolls and barrettes and reconstructed baby-doll dresses, while male tweesters either play in or are fans of sappy folk-inspired bands with songs about heartbreak and their cats/kids. They are often dressed by their female counterparts in adorable bow-ties, wire-rimmed glasses, cardigans or any other garb that renders their male aggression neutered (and some would argue, repressed). While they may appear harmless, tweesters are aggressive in their demand for the soft and sweet side of things; encroach upon their soft-focus, sunlit world with the cold, harsh irony of the late 90s gen-X or early millennium mentality and they will draw blood. Be warned.
The tweester couple walking hand in hand down Mission Street looked not so much like young adults as an adorable elementary school couple.

The pop-up shop manned by two female tweesters sold elbow patches with daisies and hearts embroidered on them. A cluster of male tweesters had gathered around and were holding up various versions to their tiny tweed blazers's thread-bare arms in a clear attempt to woo the knee-sock-wearing vendors.
tweester by Larkin' Around January 21, 2015
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Meester Tweester 

Probably the winner of TWOW season 1 (the season is not finished yet) his current nickname is the sun kid and it used to be the 2 time zombie VOTE FOR HIM
TWOW 25 voter: I'm gonna vote Meester Tweester
Meester Tweester by SnowballYT August 1, 2021

Jeter Tweeter 

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017

Tweeter's Block 

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.
This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.
Tweeter's Block by Riconator September 26, 2009

Clout Tweeter 

Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.

These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.

Tweets may be as followed:

“Noti gang where you @?”

“Like or Fake AF”

“Turn on notis or unfollowed’

“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”

These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.

They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.

So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.

Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
Those Clout tweeters are so FUCKING ANNOYING.
Clout Tweeter by Damnitscam October 22, 2020

Cheese Tweeter

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.
Cheese Tweeter by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009

tweeter-tottering 

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*
tweeter-tottering by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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