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tweepette 

the female version of a tweep, as in someone on your Twitter who follows you. actually an endearing term.
good night tweeps and tweepettes
tweepette by @_Th3Enigma August 8, 2012
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Tweelete 

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.
Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized
Tweelete by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010
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twerpette 

A female twerp. Notably used by Team Rocket to refer to Ash Ketchum's female travelling companions, such as Misty, May, Dawn, etc.
Jessie: I'm not gonna let that blue-haired twerpette win the ribbon! I'll win it.
Dawn (after winning the contest): Guess what, bitch - the ribbon is all mine!
twerpette by youtube sucks May 21, 2021

Tweeporter 

A blend of Twitter and Reporter referring to a person who reports an event in real-time, 140 characters at a time. Easy to do at a sporting event like football, baseball, or soccer. Also, valuable when providing news coverage of a meeting, trial, or political event. Might not be as effective if covering a fire or other catastrophic event.
I was the tweeporter for the soccer match so the club fans who could not attend could keep up with the action.
Tweeporter by cmcooper June 6, 2009

Trempette 

It is the correct French translation for a dab.
L'autre jour, me retrouvant face à un plat de fromage à la crème et de craquelins, j'ai fait une grosse trempette.
Trempette by pastagate April 10, 2017
A poem of exactly 140 characters sent as a tweet. Soon to be popular now that this definition has been published. Someone will develop a Web site to collect and disseminate tweepetry but they will have to thank me for it with adequate obeisance. Remember, it must be exactly 140 characters.
Tweepetry is born

The biggest Web aficionado
In Israel was just elected
Although he’s such a hawk
That peace is now at risk.
He ‘s Ben of Net ‘n Yahoo.
Will his power fail
When he slips a disc?

tweepetry by BioProf March 3, 2009

Tweelete 

When you catch a typo on your tweet and delete it, retype it correctly, and repost before anyone notices.
I used "your" instead of "you're" when berating someone's improper grammar, but I was able to tweelete it.
Tweelete by rannray July 26, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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