Tweeporter 

A blend of Twitter and Reporter referring to a person who reports an event in real-time, 140 characters at a time. Easy to do at a sporting event like football, baseball, or soccer. Also, valuable when providing news coverage of a meeting, trial, or political event. Might not be as effective if covering a fire or other catastrophic event.

I was the tweeporter for the soccer match so the club fans who could not attend could keep up with the action.

Tweeporter by cmcooper June 6, 2009

Teleporter Camping 

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.

*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!

Teleporter Camping by Mike's_Memes_42 October 16, 2017

teleporter 

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery

you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.

teleporter by peter-mario May 29, 2008

Teleporter 

transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.

Mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo

Teleporter by Geraldo Spicano September 11, 2005

the teleporter

a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.

"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."

the teleporter by Peter macPhearson April 23, 2005

tweepster

A tween hipster; someone between the ages of 9 and 12 trying to be a hipster.

Jonathan: Look at how these kids are dressed.
Mike: Jesus.
Meg: Don't make fun of them, they are like twelve.
Jonathan: NO - look at that douchbag's socks, they are hunter green, he is TRYING it look like that, like a tween hipster
Jonathan and Meg: you mean a tweepster.
Mike: Ha

tweepster by ipspini October 23, 2011

Teleporter 

"If you were the creator of AI, you-" Kikerbeard.

Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."

Teleporter by Hym Iam July 29, 2025