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Tweelete 

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.
Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized
Tweelete by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010
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Tweelete 

When you catch a typo on your tweet and delete it, retype it correctly, and repost before anyone notices.
I used "your" instead of "you're" when berating someone's improper grammar, but I was able to tweelete it.
Tweelete by rannray July 26, 2017
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Tweelete 

To tweet something pithy, and realize you will anger/annoy a large audience, and immediately delete said tweet.
Did you see Steve Martin's awesome tweelete?

I read it, then, poof, it was gone, tweeleted!
Tweelete by Volleyball.Chick_9 July 18, 2017
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