Jonathan: Look at how these kids are dressed.
Mike: Jesus.
Meg: Don't make fun of them, they are like twelve.
Jonathan: NO - look at that douchbag's socks, they are hunter green, he is TRYING it look like that, like a tween hipster
Jonathan and Meg: you mean a tweepster.
Mike: Ha
Mike: Jesus.
Meg: Don't make fun of them, they are like twelve.
Jonathan: NO - look at that douchbag's socks, they are hunter green, he is TRYING it look like that, like a tween hipster
Jonathan and Meg: you mean a tweepster.
Mike: Ha
by ipspini October 23, 2011
Get the tweepster mug.(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
by jredman April 19, 2017
Get the Jeter Tweeter mug.A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.
This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.
by Riconator September 26, 2009
Get the Tweeter's Block mug.The full-blown and violent verbal assault that the Moron in Chief uses in his Putin-funded warfare against the American people.
We have slowly become accustomed to the full metal tweetstorm that is essentially the deranged and sloppy word salad rantings of a madman.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
Get the full metal tweetstorm mug.Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.
These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.
Tweets may be as followed:
“Noti gang where you @?”
“Like or Fake AF”
“Turn on notis or unfollowed’
“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”
These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.
They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.
So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.
Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.
Tweets may be as followed:
“Noti gang where you @?”
“Like or Fake AF”
“Turn on notis or unfollowed’
“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”
These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.
They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.
So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.
Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
by Damnitscam October 22, 2020
Get the Clout Tweeter mug.Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.
by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009
Get the Cheese Tweeter mug.The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009
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