Tweettention 

When you get a lot of likes or retweets on Twitter

“I’m getting hella likes on this tweet and former POTUS Barack Obama retweeted me. This is the most tweettention I’ve ever gotten.

Tweettention by UndeniableClout October 22, 2017

twattention 

Giving attention to a woman's twat.

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.

twattention by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011

Twittention Whore 

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life

Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!

Twittention Whore by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

texttention span 

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.

Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.

texttention span by LBeverly June 29, 2011

Texttention 

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.

After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"

Texttention by Justingus September 20, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008