tweepetry

A poem of exactly 140 characters sent as a tweet. Soon to be popular now that this definition has been published. Someone will develop a Web site to collect and disseminate tweepetry but they will have to thank me for it with adequate obeisance. Remember, it must be exactly 140 characters.

Tweepetry is born

The biggest Web aficionado
In Israel was just elected
Although he’s such a hawk
That peace is now at risk.
He ‘s Ben of Net ‘n Yahoo.
Will his power fail
When he slips a disc?

by BioProf March 3, 2009

tweeper

An adult male aged 25 or older that likes to hang out with girls (and in some cases, guys) that are tweens or teens for long periods of time, and even late at night. This is a little creepy, since most men his age like to party with adults.

EX1:
Hey guys, where's Jordan?

Oh he went out with his other friends tonight. He's a total tweeper.

EX2:
Guys, wanna grab a beer?

Sure, we can go, but it's tweeper night at the bowling alley so Jordan can't make it.

by jlc500k May 4, 2010

TWEEPER

A person, or persons, who creep friends, or strangers, Twitter profile in order to gain perspective into the person's life or just find someone to follow. If this is you then you are a Twitter-Creeper aka a Tweeper.

To Creep, is to secrectly and discretely view other people's profiles, blogs, etc without the person's knowledge.

Twitter Creeper Facebook Tweeper

by Mr. Kelleher February 22, 2009

Tweeper

A car that's automatic transmition doesn't work, henceforth making it hard to handle.

"Damn, can anyone else give me a ride, I don't want to have to deal with Dave's tweeper..."

by TheMoses August 27, 2005

tweepette

the female version of a tweep, as in someone on your Twitter who follows you. actually an endearing term.

good night tweeps and tweepettes

by @_Th3Enigma August 8, 2012