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A poem of exactly 140 characters sent as a tweet. Soon to be popular now that this definition has been published. Someone will develop a Web site to collect and disseminate tweepetry but they will have to thank me for it with adequate obeisance. Remember, it must be exactly 140 characters.

Tweepetry is born

The biggest Web aficionado
In Israel was just elected
Although he’s such a hawk
That peace is now at risk.
He ‘s Ben of Net ‘n Yahoo.
Will his power fail
When he slips a disc?

tweepetry by BioProf March 3, 2009

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tweeper

An adult male aged 25 or older that likes to hang out with girls (and in some cases, guys) that are tweens or teens for long periods of time, and even late at night. This is a little creepy, since most men his age like to party with adults.

EX1:
Hey guys, where's Jordan?

Oh he went out with his other friends tonight. He's a total tweeper.

EX2:
Guys, wanna grab a beer?

Sure, we can go, but it's tweeper night at the bowling alley so Jordan can't make it.

tweeper by jlc500k May 4, 2010

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TWEEPER

A person, or persons, who creep friends, or strangers, Twitter profile in order to gain perspective into the person's life or just find someone to follow. If this is you then you are a Twitter-Creeper aka a Tweeper.

To Creep, is to secrectly and discretely view other people's profiles, blogs, etc without the person's knowledge.

Twitter Creeper Facebook Tweeper

TWEEPER by Mr. Kelleher February 22, 2009

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Tweeper

A car that's automatic transmition doesn't work, henceforth making it hard to handle.

"Damn, can anyone else give me a ride, I don't want to have to deal with Dave's tweeper..."

Tweeper by TheMoses August 27, 2005

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tweepette

the female version of a tweep, as in someone on your Twitter who follows you. actually an endearing term.

good night tweeps and tweepettes

tweepette by @_Th3Enigma August 8, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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