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A poem of exactly 140 characters sent as a tweet. Soon to be popular now that this definition has been published. Someone will develop a Web site to collect and disseminate tweepetry but they will have to thank me for it with adequate obeisance. Remember, it must be exactly 140 characters.
Tweepetry is born

The biggest Web aficionado
In Israel was just elected
Although he’s such a hawk
That peace is now at risk.
He ‘s Ben of Net ‘n Yahoo.
Will his power fail
When he slips a disc?

tweepetry by BioProf March 3, 2009
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An adult male aged 25 or older that likes to hang out with girls (and in some cases, guys) that are tweens or teens for long periods of time, and even late at night. This is a little creepy, since most men his age like to party with adults.
EX1:
Hey guys, where's Jordan?

Oh he went out with his other friends tonight. He's a total tweeper.

EX2:
Guys, wanna grab a beer?

Sure, we can go, but it's tweeper night at the bowling alley so Jordan can't make it.
tweeper by jlc500k May 4, 2010
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A person, or persons, who creep friends, or strangers, Twitter profile in order to gain perspective into the person's life or just find someone to follow. If this is you then you are a Twitter-Creeper aka a Tweeper.

To Creep, is to secrectly and discretely view other people's profiles, blogs, etc without the person's knowledge.
TWEEPER by Mr. Kelleher February 22, 2009
A car that's automatic transmition doesn't work, henceforth making it hard to handle.
"Damn, can anyone else give me a ride, I don't want to have to deal with Dave's tweeper..."
Tweeper by TheMoses August 27, 2005

tweepette 

the female version of a tweep, as in someone on your Twitter who follows you. actually an endearing term.
good night tweeps and tweepettes
tweepette by @_Th3Enigma August 8, 2012

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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