twatski
Russian Female. Used to describe recent female immigrants from Russia or the former Soviet Republics.
twatski by Jimbob Hoffa September 1, 2008
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twatsiole
twatsicle
twatsicle by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005
Twatsmith
After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
Swedish Twatkins
The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
Swedish Twatkins by GMS LAX May 6, 2009
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