Twalking
Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker
Sheriff of Twattingham
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
Sheriff of Twattingham by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010
Twating
Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!
Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012
twatting hell
British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
twatting hell by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
twatting it down
She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
twatting it down by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020
Twanking
Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
Twanking by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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