Twatking

Talking but Twat-king.

when a twat talks in general. theyre just being a twat.

a twat is a F#!@ing retarded pussy person LOL

This twat is twatking his way to the bird zone.

by lizmarc May 7, 2010

Twalking

Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a twalker
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles

by NicZB February 11, 2015

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

twatting it down

Heavy rain. Rain. Precipitation

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.

by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020

Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021