Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

by adcadc April 22, 2008

Twatshit

A word used to offend someone.

"Oi twatshit"!
"That guy is such a twatshit".

by Kendallsurprise September 28, 2008

Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.

After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.

by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

twitshit

twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself

i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb

by poptix June 30, 2009

twitshitting

Anytime when Donald Trump uses Twitter for any reason.

Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!

by daychristo September 4, 2019

Twatsmith

A person who regularly hammers good/great pussy.

1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.

2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.

by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

twitshit

1) Useless and uninteresting tweets about something nobody cares about, most probably the result of the overexcessive use of Twitter.

2) A large amount of tweets in a short period of time.

3) An unreadable tweet, probably due to textspeak.

1) Kim just tweeted: "getting out of bed". What a bunch of twitshit!

2) Damn, she just posted like 15 tweets in 45 minutes! She always postes twitshit like that

3) m1k3137: "cr@z7, 1 kn0 r1gh5??"
paul87: @m1k3137, twitshit!

by lifeislikeadicegame January 7, 2011