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Twatshit
Twatshit by Kendallsurprise September 28, 2008
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Twatsmith
After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
twitshitting
Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!
twitshitting by daychristo September 4, 2019
Twatsmith
1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.
2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
twitshit
1) Useless and uninteresting tweets about something nobody cares about, most probably the result of the overexcessive use of Twitter.
2) A large amount of tweets in a short period of time.
3) An unreadable tweet, probably due to textspeak.
2) A large amount of tweets in a short period of time.
3) An unreadable tweet, probably due to textspeak.
1) Kim just tweeted: "getting out of bed". What a bunch of twitshit!
2) Damn, she just posted like 15 tweets in 45 minutes! She always postes twitshit like that
3) m1k3137: "cr@z7, 1 kn0 r1gh5??"
paul87: @m1k3137, twitshit!
2) Damn, she just posted like 15 tweets in 45 minutes! She always postes twitshit like that
3) m1k3137: "cr@z7, 1 kn0 r1gh5??"
paul87: @m1k3137, twitshit!
twitshit by lifeislikeadicegame January 7, 2011
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