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variation on the classic twat also usable as a term of endearment (at one's own peril)

Man: How's my little twatkins doing this evening?

Man's Wife: Excuse me? Did you just call me "twatkins"?

twatkins by S. Michael Simms October 18, 2007

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Twatkins

Hipster, sassy, lame

Chloe is being a twatkins again

Twatkins by Maffuw January 7, 2013

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twatkins • Swedish Twatkins • twatinski • Twatking

Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.

After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

Swedish Twatkins by GMS LAX May 6, 2009

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twatinski

A Jewish Pollack who enjoys spreading her legs for random men and having sex with them and their friends. She is always looking for the BBD - The bigger better dea.

The girl is such a twatinski, she had sex with the entire mens soccer team.

twatinski by Steel4u0987 April 17, 2019

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Twatking

Talking but Twat-king.

when a twat talks in general. theyre just being a twat.

a twat is a F#!@ing retarded pussy person LOL

This twat is twatking his way to the bird zone.

Twatking by lizmarc May 7, 2010

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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