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Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013
Related Words

Twatswaggle 

When a girl is such a whore when she walks all you can hear is her pussy lips hitting the sides of her legs
Damn don't go near her you can hear her twatswaggle from here

I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off
Twatswaggle by DRAM August 1, 2012
a twat that uses the acronym "asap"
John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap
twatsap by twatsapper September 16, 2010

twatswatter 

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.
that bitch was a twatswatter.
twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

Twatswat 

Melissa just totally got twatswatted by Amber.
Twatswat by Michael Rabbitino August 14, 2009

Twatswana 

A general term for a lesbian vacation destination where sex will be the main activity. The destination can be a variety of places.
Shaniqua: Hey Cindy. Wanna go to Twatswana this weekend?

Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?

Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.

Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.
Twatswana by Kelly MacDaddy April 26, 2008